The Living Tombstone











Skyephobia is the fear of Bop It

Kafphobia is the fear of cars with the eternal left blinker.

Jakephobia is the fear of people who don’t listen to Classic Rock.

Yeah pretty much.

Micphobia is a totally rational fear and I do not blame you in the slightest if you have it.

Tarbyphobia is the fear of never gaining superpowers.

Omniphobia is… Probably a real fear, but it’s also the fear of everything. HOLY SHIT TEXT NO ;A;

Cyril the Wolfphobia is the fear of people not knowing songs from Queen.

and more appropriately: Cyrilphobia is the fear of marrying toast.



Miuphobia is the fear of being too awesome on karaoke.
Then again, I am awesome at karaoke. It’s just natural for people to have this phobia. *bricked* 

Stablephrobia is the fear of your body emitting a fuckton of radiation because your bodily molecules have become unstable


Fear of musicians from Israel and music coming from that country

  1. schizo-fractured reblogged this from synaptic-firearms and added:
    jensenphobia is the fear of waking up covered in sugar. that is perfection lol
  2. synaptic-firearms reblogged this from citrusapples and added:
    Gillphobia is the fear of strategy guides being incomprehensive. Spot on.
  3. citrusapples reblogged this from dragonfiretwisted and added:
    Wayanphobia is the fear of becoming your cousin
  4. poxyjackdaw reblogged this from deadsmondmiles and added:
    Fayephobia is the phobia of losing your bending powers.Erm well then.
  5. ivegottoomuchfreetimeonmyhands reblogged this from ladysovereignlover
  6. ladysovereignlover reblogged this from intergalactickoala and added:
    allysonphobia is the fear of the Chocobo Theme. wait what?
  7. siriuslymynameispadfoot reblogged this from gyzym and added:
    Caitlinphobia is the fear of that one show. You know the one. …what?
  8. karkatwithfreckles reblogged this from theangelicstoryteller and added:
    ms-doodlebugphobia is the fear of being stuck with Paint.
  9. kaen-daughter-of-loki reblogged this from neldenx-the-daughter-of-demyx and added:
    Shannonphobia is the fear of making friendship bracelets…But I like friendship bracelets!
  10. kobayakawabambi reblogged this from someokascrotch and added:
    emkiuphobia is the fear of jogging in the morning.
  11. someokascrotch reblogged this from karasawr and added:
    Skyphobia is the fear of the Aflac duck.
  12. sold-my-soul-for-the-d reblogged this from purpleshirtobsession and added:
    deedeephobia is the fear of being so fresh people can suck nuts.i cANT BReATHE
  13. lovefromaliarr reblogged this from purpleshirtobsession and added:
    cumberbatchphobia is the fear of people who haven’t seen a Monty Python film.
  14. purpleshirtobsession reblogged this from enterprisery and added:
    Aishwaryaphobia is the fear of shrimp tacos.
  15. thegoldenthunderbolt reblogged this from gyzym
  16. kakakleleimut reblogged this from pensketchings and added:
    Ameliaphobia is the fear of crying before a sad scene comes up. It happens all the time.
  17. leafcrunchingdinosaur reblogged this from letsshageachother
  18. letsshageachother reblogged this from paooo-la and added:
    Angelicaphobia is the fear of Shredder from TMNT.
  19. whyangelsplay reblogged this from enterprisery and added:
    SCIENCEphobia is the fear of diet soda in the fridge. sciencephobia is the fear of smoking candy. Jawnphobia is the fear...
  20. mirthtones reblogged this from sailaweigh and added:
    Chazphobia is the fear of people who haven’t seen The Princess Bride. I mean, how will they help me fight RUS if they...
  21. sailaweigh reblogged this from lady-sci and added:
    SailAweighphobia is the fear of losing in Monopoly. Accurate.
  22. lady-sci reblogged this from gyzym and added:
    Rosephobia is the fear of the word “Basically”.
  23. gavinfreebird reblogged this from rebbacus and added:
    Snowyphobia is the fear of other fandoms.P. much
  24. dominik-the-mominik reblogged this from yourgaybaby and added:
    Waldophobia is the fear of not understanding a joke.
  25. neldenx-the-daughter-of-demyx reblogged this from shingeki-no-unicorns and added:
    Delennphobia is the fear of people who haven’t seen The Princess Bride…. WHICH ONE? THERE ARE LIKE 3 OF THEM.
  26. castielonhelium reblogged this from thecitruspocket and added:
    Lucyphobia is the fear of becoming your cousin rumbleroaristotallyawesomephobia is the fear of getting the perfect...
  27. thecitruspocket reblogged this from megafae and added:
    Mackenziephobia is the fear of nicknames from middle school. Macphobia is the fear of IP Addresses....
  28. silkpanties reblogged this from yourgaybaby and added:
    the fear of admitting you like a show that a bunch of weirdos love. sou ka :|
  29. missjinklebells reblogged this from oscyllarus and added:
    jinkkingphobia is the fear of confusing “your” with “you’re”.
  30. ispybluesky reblogged this from adubs132 and added:
    Elisephobia is the fear of ending up in Silent Hill accurate
  31. turncloak reblogged this from mightyheroes
  32. studiumcausae reblogged this from violasarecool and added:
    Danphobia is the fear of Chumbawamba. Knew it.
  33. imissmymind reblogged this from benecromancercumbersmaug and added:
    Joannaphobia is the fear of beating skyrim. Funny that I bought Skyrim the other week and have been storming through it!...
  34. acceptablepotato reblogged this from violasarecool and added:
    —— ———-phobia is the phobia of that guy you met at the store…?
  35. schmeisto reblogged this from joetheretiredcat and added:
    schmeistophobia is the fear of Mameshiba. What.
  36. benecromancercumbersmaug reblogged this from violasarecool and added:
    Angharadphobia is the fear of dogs in Hawaii.
  37. violasarecool reblogged this from asdreamsaremade and added:
    Annephobia is the fear of Mario Paint. What the heck is Mario Paint? Did we pulverize Mario to make paint? Sounds...